Uncommon Quotes

One of my companion sites: www.uncommonquotes.org


After five years of transcribing quotes, it’s time to go public with the hidden genius of my friends, family, coworkers, acquaintances and strangers by creating this site that features a Common Man/Woman/Shim Quote of the Day. From the insightful to the indecipherable, these comments and quips are worth being shared with our fellow masses. But don’t worry: I’m using first names only. Liability and all.


Barnes, on smashed sunglasses: I am crushed; a broken spirit with nothing to hold onto but my broken dreams of sight without being bombarded by millions of ninja gamma rays.

Carey, on high school: I was voted “Most Likely To Become A Lawyer” AND “Most Likely To Become A Rapper,” which begs the question: a rapping lawyer?

Smitty: I do a lot of things the government wouldn’t recommend. Why would I stop at something you wouldn’t recommend?

Heather: He showed up at my door shit-faced and crying, all listening to Lionel Richie and James Taylor and shit, then tried to make a move on me.


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